Top 10 Reasons to Visit Tate Street Coffee
10. Our big smiles prove coffee doesn't stain your teeth.
9. Mrs. Folgers' freeze dried crystals revealed as a hoax.
8. Tate Street Coffee keeps you regular.
7. You gain a coffee buzz just shaking the owner's hand.
6. If you don't have a dog, you can pet the ones that hang out there.
5. Peru Organic doesn't show up on any of my drug tests.
4. You can grope all the buns you want before you put your money down.
3. You get addressed by your name, or some variation of it.
2. It's on the right side of the street on the wrong side of town.
1. It smells good, Daddy!
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